- Thomas Joshman: "That's EXACTLY what I said last year! And why do you care so much about Bendrist? If you've been evil for the last 6 years?"
- Oswald Umegruff: "Evil? My parents would loathe me if I loved Bendrist publicly, I would end up like Billy or Lencish Umegruff"
- — Thomas Joshman to Oswald Umegruff
Billy Umegruff was a wizard and a disowned member of the Umegruff family. It might of possibly been because he liked a "Human-Born lover".
- Thomas Joshman and the Quest to Death (Mentioned only)