"Out of intellegence and wit, might and strength, bravery and persistence, determination and just, loyalty and confusion, happiness and joyfullness, jubilation and celebrations, ambitious and talented, obedient and thankful, and leadership and intution. I proudly present to you, The Milkenshland Map, a full version of the secret passages, rooms, and hallways of the whole of Milkenshland and grounds. Created by the one and only Matthew Woolustuc Yantish Gorlentee Milkenshland the Third."
—The front

The Map of Milkenshland is an atlas of Milkenshland Castle created by Matthew Milkenshland.

During the 2000s, Eddie and Freddie Fishfield got hold of this map and learnt all secret passages, they gave it to Thomas Joshman later in 2015.